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Dwight Schrute: Do you know what this is?
Phyllis: Yes, it’s marijuana.
Dwight Schrute: How do you know that?
Phyllis: It’s labeled.
Mother Teresa
| Jim Halpert: | Mmm... I'd say one in six. |
| Pam Beesly: | What? |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight. |
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Michael: You said you were leaving and you made liars out of all of us. So…The Office, 5x08 Frame Toby
Toby: I did leave.
Michael: Yes, you did. And then you came back, which makes you the biggest liar of history.
Toby: Well, I don’t see it that way.
Michael: Do you want to hear a lie?
Toby: What?
Michael: I think you’re great. You’re my best friend.I love Michael & Toby scenes.
Michael can make me laugh like no other.
We’re going to the ALCS!